What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

What are you if you aren't European?

Eurapoopin. -my daughter

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."