What do dads say when they see someone peeing?

European.

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What's a European immigrant's favorite high school sport?

Cross country

Why did the European businessman sleep on the streets?

To avoid a hostel takeover.

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.