Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

Who cares if you pee in the shower?

The bride and all her guests, apparently.