Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
It was an explosive success
I'm sitting there typing and the battery drains, does this ever happen to you? So this little message pops up: Plug in or find another power source. Do you get that message? What other power source are they talking about? Well, I can't find that cable, so I'll go ahead and plug in to the hamster wheel generator I keep just in case. That's my other power source.
Bi-polar
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak
A caterpillar
Oh, wait they're done.
I'll tell you later
She peed her pants (read out loud)
It's Gonna Be Pee"
Marco Polio
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
