Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born 5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool
It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)
It went back 4 seconds.
Maully.
Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?
Because they can't even.
A: A decade Ba dum tish.
A Barbecue. Christmas crackers are just full of laughs.
Because they cant wait to get out and tell all their friends about scoring.
Aarrrrrrr Kelly!
Because the pee is silent.
Because they're constant in a pool.
A watermeloncollie.
Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'
