What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists ?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What on Earth happened?

The doctor said, surprised. "I don't know, it started with a boil on my arse." the frog said.

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Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe. ...I'll see my way out.

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

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What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write?

Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!

Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.