Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

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What's the difference between Wendy's and Windows?

Wendy's is never frozen.

How did Wendy die?

The baconator