What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW