What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

Why did the bishop love Walmart?

Coz the boys pants are all half off.

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

What do you get if you cross a Rhinoceros, an elephant and a helicopter?

HellIfIknow

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What do chefs do when they are cooking in an emergency?

They take drastic measures.

When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?

When the chips are down!