What does an helicopter and pants have in common?

They both moust go down in emergency.

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Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

What type of pants do Japanese people wear?

Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)

Helicopter Jokes More Helicopter Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

Emergency Jokes More Emergency Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW