A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)