What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

What is a better name for cows?

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What do you call an Eastern European cashier?

A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)

What do you call a big Eastern European sausage?

Kielbasa (Often Pronounced Ca-Ba-Sa.)