A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.
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Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!
You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D
A Checkoutslovakian. (Better said than read)
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
He wanted to work undercover.
The characters in this book are entirely fictional.
Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!
A small medium at large.
They throw silverware on the ground!
said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"
Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."
Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy
It doesn't matter how many you get, because all they'll do is sit around complaining about how misogynistic the use of the word "screw" is.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
nice watch"
Because they were using a Berner Phone.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Everywhere.
