Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

Who hurt you?

unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

Why are bodybuilders the best the best partners?

Because with them it always works out.

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What do you call books about orange juice?

Q: What do you call books about orange juice? A:

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.