Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that

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Why do the police hate teenage fireflies?

They never stop lighting up.

Why didn't the police shoot the polarbear who was wandering peacefully around the streets?

Because he was white.

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What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why did the King's Justice join Run DMC?

Cuz he be Ilyn.

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What's the difference between a book and a Mexican?

A book has papers.

Which part of the Bible won't you find a black man?

The Book of Job.