Why did the book join the police?

He wanted to work undercover.

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Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

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What did the cop say to the doughnut as he ate it?

Rest in **police**.

Why were the police at the day care?

Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

What kind of books do fruit read?

Pulp Fiction