Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

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What do terrorists and the England football team have in common?

They will never win

What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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Why was the Newfie excited when he heard Quebec might leave Canada?

It wouldn't take him as long to drive to Toronto

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*