How much does a Human shield cost?

One life

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Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

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What is life?

Where am I going & -What the hell is a "spokes" person for a bike company called

What's a life without manitees?

A life with out porpoise.