What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

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What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer, & a pregnant girl have in common?

In each scenario, there's a dumb guy who didn't take it out in time.

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.