What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What do Fort McMurray and a 1998 Pontiac Sunfire have in common?

Both are full of white trash and smell like burning oil.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

What do you call a 2D fairy?

Pixie-lated

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.