What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

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Burning Sanders!

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The leash goes slack

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A baby.

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Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What do a burnt pizza and a baby have in common?

Some idiot pulled it out to late

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In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.