What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

Matter Jokes More Matter Jokes

How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.

Why can't you trust anything MATTER says?

Because it makes up everything.