How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.

What do you get when you stab a baby with a knife?

An erection and a place to put it.

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Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

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Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.