How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

What's worse than ten babies in one trash can?

One baby in ten trash cans.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman?

She delivers.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.