Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.

How do blind doctors deliver babies?

With a can't c-section.