How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

What do you call a submissive who likes to bark like a dog?

A subwoofer.

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What music do they play in a mexican bathroom?

Earth wind and fire

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of poland?

Ghetto Blaster

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What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.

Who are you and how do you get the time and money?

Teach me.