How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What do you call a dog who digs up dinosaur bones?

A Barkaeologist.

What's the best way to knock out a dog?

with a woofie.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

What's a feminist's least favourite bread?

Gender rolls

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!

What did Walter White teach?

Advanced methematics.