How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

What dog is the worst at polishing a turd?

A poodull

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

How do you make a fire with two sticks?

A: Make sure one is a match!

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

What does Santa teach his elves?

The Elfabet!