How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

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What do you get if you cross a dog and a cheetah ?

A dog that chases cars - and catches them !

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

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How does an Alcoholic teach the ABC's to their children?

Backwards.

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.