How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ?

Billy Braggs too much tell him to stop it !

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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How can you tell who the head doctor is?

They're the one with the dirtiest knees

Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field?

Because, corn has ears!

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

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Why/How do bakers work?

They knead the dough.

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why did the baker's hands smell?

Because he kneaded a poo.