Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why was the detective excited when he found a thimble sized crown?

He was looking for Finger Prince. (Say it out loud if you don't get it.)

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation