Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

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Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Why are autistic people like black people?

They all look the same.

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What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids?

Fire.

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What do you call a Spanish matador who is not very good at his job?

I'd say he's fairly incapa .

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why was a missile looking for a job?

Because it got fired!

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."