What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups?

A. Put the remote control between his toes.

What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What type of missiles were used in the Movie Top Gun?

Tom" Cruise Missiles.