What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

Camel Jokes More Camel Jokes

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."