Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, "How much?

The Bartender says, "For you No charge."

What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

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Why do Germans fear hotdogs with cheese?

Because for them, it is a Wurst-Kase scenario.

What do girls fear that's big, scary, and pink?

The Alaskan Bull Worm.

Soviet Jokes More Soviet Jokes

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

What do they tell Soviet children who want to achieve their dreams?

Shoot for the Tsars.

Missile Jokes More Missile Jokes

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.

What's the difference between CNN and Al Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al Jazeera shows them landing.