The soviet Onion
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Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
A soviet seamen
He was always Stalin in his manual!
a soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland"
Glasnots.
Linen
Shoot for the Tsars.
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The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Swiping and wiping.
A seehorse.
Denim denim denim.
Two cannibals going down on each other
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
Because they want the D.
Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
It was stallin'
A communist party
I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.
