The soviet Onion
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Gulag to you too.
Now you're just Stallin.
A soviet seamen
He was always Stalin in his manual!
a soviet
Because there's no Stalin.
M'otherland"
Glasnots.
Linen
Shoot for the Tsars.
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The khrushchev
Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P
One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.
A Lenintil...
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
Cuz they got tired of Stalin.
In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.
They were afraid of Stalin.
They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!
I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.
Because in Soviet Russia, Nut Cracks You!
The Soviet Onion
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra after a tour of the USA!
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
A Soviet Reunion.
Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.
Soviet Onions.
I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.
Cuz they were stalin'!
Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*
It was stalin
Two cannibals giving each other head
Because at one point, she was infidel. Ok ill leave now
I thought they only drive automatic
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".
Internjet
Put 30 crates of vodka near the pool
Like a joke that involves a pun on a word that has different meanings in different languages. Please tell us what languages they are in.
You fit into his clothes.
I want Samoa!'
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
A seehorse.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?