Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What do a communist and communism itself have in common?

Neither one works.

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion