What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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What happened when Cinderella got to the ball?

She choked.

What happened at the funeral of the man who invented the USB?

They lowered his coffin, took it out, flipped it the other way round, then lowered it again.

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Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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Why didn't the USSR get anything done?

They were Stalin

Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.