Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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Why couldn't the Soviet Union get anything done?

They were always either Russian or Stalin.

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

What did Gorbachev say when the USSR collapsed?

So ve it."