Why did the USSR have such a bad air force?

They kept Stalin.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.