What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

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Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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Whats the fastest way to cut down a tree?

Suh Dude

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.