Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What happened to the number 10?

It got stuck in 9/11

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

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Where can you find Scandinavia?

Right next to Printdinavia and Copydinavia.

Why is wintertime love making in Scandinavia dangerous?

Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.