What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes?

He uses the finest ingredients.

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Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

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What the difference between a nun in a bathtub & a nurse in the bathtub?

One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.