Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a good haircut and a bad haircut?

About 3 weeks.

What is the difference between a feminist and a cat?

One of them is annoying, dangerous, hairy, lazy, disgusting and filthy and the other one is just a feminist

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

Why is it called an XBox One?

Because when you see it, you spin one degree and walk away.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats Al Qaidas favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "

What happened did someone try to break into your house?

Me: No. My gf said we needed to talk

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why was 7 afraid of 8?

Because 8 nined 10.

What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Hippy Chick Jokes More Hippy Chick Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so?

Is he the McRib

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!