Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

What's the difference between E.T. and a Mexican?

E.T. learned English and went home.

Spin Jokes More Spin Jokes

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

Why are spiders like tops ?

They are always spinning !

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the Difference between a Third-Wave Feminist and a Pencil?

The pencil has a point

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why could 8 see that 6 was afraid of 7?

Because 7 was mean. Get it?

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Hippy Chick Jokes More Hippy Chick Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

How do you know when a hippy chick is on the rag?

She's only wearing one sock.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.

What's the difference between an 18 year-old girl and a washing machine?

When you dump a load in the washer, it will not follow you around for two months.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

What are you celebrating?

They say "We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"