Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between Facebook and Reddit?

About two hours.

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

Swing Jokes More Swing Jokes

How do you get a clown off a swing?

hit him in the face with an Axe

Why did Sandra fall off the swing?

Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there Not Sandra.

Knock Knock Jokes More Knock Knock Jokes

Why cant billy ride the swings?

he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there Not billy

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.