What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

Why are Bananas and Chocolate Good friends?

They compliment each other nicely.

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How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift