What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go play on our bikes.

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a little sister ride?

What does a little sister ride? A Nissan.

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

Why can kangaroos jump higher than a house?

Because a house can't jump.

What do you call a kangaroo stowed away on the curiosity rover?

A Marsupial