What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

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Why should you never run over a black kid on a bike?

Because it's probably your bike...

What can I do?

Take his bike away.

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How do you tell if someone is riding a bicycle for fitness or because they have a DUI?

The cigarette.

Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with an alien?

A mars-upial

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew