What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What's yellow and smells of bananas?

Monkey vomit

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

Kangaroo Jokes More Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift