Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Why is the banana the most popular fruit?

A: Because of its appeal.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms