What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What kind of tea do you pay an arm and a leg for?

Amputee

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

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Why was the 45 year old businessman losing his hair?

He has cancer.

What did the blind deaf mute boy in a wheelchair get for Christmas?

Cancer!

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

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What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!