What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Hand Solo

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

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Once you're done enjoying the legs, thighs and breasts your left with a greasy box to stick your bone in.

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Cancer. Happy new years folks!

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Because he was outstanding in his field. Annnnd you all have cancer now.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

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YUUUUUUUUUULLLEEE!!!!!!!!!

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I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

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