What do Ryan Giggs and Imogen Thomas have in common?

I'm not allowed to tell you

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Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

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Why did the Chinese man tell a joke?

Just China be funny.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".