Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding?

Quit Russian.

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What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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Why is stevie wonder always smiling?

No one's told him he's black.

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!