Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

How Many Muslim Women Does it Take to Screw In a Light Bulb?

Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.

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Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

Why didn't Kevin from Home Alone call the cops when the burglars came around?

He was running a trap house.

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Why do people smile in Africa?

So they won't run into each other in the dark.

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.