Why aren't you allowed to smile when taking your driver IDs?

Because you won't be smiling when the cops pull you over.

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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What does a writer hope to get in a Christmas cracker?

A Pull-it-surprise!

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

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What did the donut say to the cop?

Don't taste me, bro !

What is the biggest obstacle in getting rich quickly?

Cops

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What's small but effective?

A smile

Why aren't you smiling?

my go-to answer is always "My yeast infection really is bubbling up."