Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What do women and hand grenades have in common?

When you pull the ring off, your house goes away

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Whatcha call that?

Head over heels.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

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What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

What did some kids call him?

A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)

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What did Courtney Love say before she shot Kurt?

Hole is gonna be huge."

What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.