Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head

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Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

What do Jimmy Carter and the Long Island Railroad have in common?

They both pull out of Roslyn every morning at 8:15.

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

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What did the grave robber say to his gym buddy in the locker room?

I'm gonna get some head tonight.

Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance, they looked like hare.

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They can't handle the triggers.

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Because they are always V-triggered

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

Why did kurt pull the trigger?

He couldn't get hole out of his head