What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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How the fight started Wife : Going for a walk, do you want anything?

Me : How about a newspaper. Wife : OK, which one Me : Today's.

Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call people who hang out with musicians?

Drummers

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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Why have all these complete strangers started to poke around outside my window?

A: They wanna peek-a-chu.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What key opens a banana?

A monkey. What key opens a carrot? A donkey.

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.