What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What Did Superman Tell Superwoman?

Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)

Who wants to hear an appendectomy joke?

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do white girls hang out in odd numbers?

They can't even.

Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

What's it called when you poke a Scantron to make it laugh?

A test tickle.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Man Thigh Jokes More Man Thigh Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do bald-headed men never use keys?

Because they've lost their locks.

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys