How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many women does it take to bring down Herman Cain?

Nine-Nine-Nine

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's worse than getting 7 years of bad luck from breaking a mirror?

Getting a lifetime of bad luck from breaking a condom.

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

Why did God make pubic hair curly?

So we don't poke our eyes out.