How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella ?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

Why did ISIS leader bring a car-door to the desert?

So he could roll down the window when it gets too hot. How we joke in Kurdistan

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and Condoms have in common?

A. Both are made to capture special moments.

What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How do you wake a sleeping Lady Gaga?

You poke poke poker face