Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

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What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Sorry mate.

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Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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In a hedge fund

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

Why couldn't the baby Jesus be born in Montana?

They couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin!

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What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones?

Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.

How many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They can't, it'd be much too cramped. How would they even get in there in the first place?