Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
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If he didn't, he would fall.
It pokes holes in condoms.
A swallow
Sorry mate.
When they get a hole-in-one they write down *zero* on the scorecard.
A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.
A stunt ham.
Its better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it
Rib-bed
Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash
Because he was salty
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
Jockey and Jill!
There was some money in the kitty !
It takes them a long time to swallow their pride
Blackbirds
A bird that stinks to high heaven.
