Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

Why does a stork stand on one leg?

If he didn't, he would fall.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

What do you call a stork that doesn't bring babies?

A swallow

You might also enjoy:

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

A miscarriage! This joke never gets old, just like the baby!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a shooting at a Mexican golf course?

A hole in Juan

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

Why did the couple bring a melon to their honeymoon?

Because they cantaloupe...

How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full?

A couple of seconds.

Babe Jokes More Babe Jokes

Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

M Jokes More M Jokes

Why are there many black people hanging around my family tree?

because im a black man you racist

Why is the physicist not worried about his weight?

Because m = AIt

Poke Jokes More Poke Jokes

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.