Babe Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

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Who do they get for Babe the pig's dangerous movie scenes?

A stunt ham.

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do soldiers tell if a woman is a genuine Red-Head?

If it's red on top, fire in the hole.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

Why don't Germans compete in marathons?

They have a sad history of not finishing off races.

Disagree Jokes More Disagree Jokes

What does Melania disagree with Donald on?

Anchor babes.

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

M Jokes More M Jokes

How do you spell ichael?

The teacher was rather bewildered. "Don't you mean Michael " she asked. "No ma'am. I've written the 'M' already."

What did the ghost say when he got to the halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

How do terrorists like their apple pie?

Allah mode.

What kind of buildings do terrorists have on their farms?

Allahu akbarns (I'm going to hell)

Stork Jokes More Stork Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How does the stork bring babies?

It pokes holes in condoms.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell if a farmer is a good farmer?

He's out standing in his field

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.