Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)
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A stunt ham.
Babe, it's a valve!"
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
Saltines.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.
HULK'S MASH! no idea where she picked it up from, but it made me chuckle
That was the most violent book I've ever read..........
They'll B flat
A chatterpillar
In case he got a hole in one.
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
His Ex-Wife.
He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.
Sorry mate.
They have no one to look up to.
Because they never run from nothin but the police
