How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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What do we call that one small worm that won't shut up?

A chatterpillar

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What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar

What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.