Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

B Jokes More B Jokes

Why is Cinderella so bad at football?

A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

What did the cat say when I shut him in the refridgerator?

I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

Why did the spider buy a car ?

So he could take it out for a spin !