Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

What is headache ?

5 minutes talk to wife.

B Jokes More B Jokes

What'll happen if a piano is dropped on a man?

He will B flat

What do you call a psychic on /b/?

A 4Chan-Teller

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

Which one do you let in?

The dog, once he's in, he shuts up!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Spider Jokes More Spider Jokes

What kind of insects to secret agents like?

as told by my 9 yr old) Spiders.

Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed?

Son: I couldn't find a spider.