What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

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Why can't the sun talk?

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What does your tattoo say?

Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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oink

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A Cruci-fixie.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.