What does a drunk police officer do?

Protect and swerve.

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Why is the US terrible at league of legends?

Because they can't protect their towers.

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

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What do you call a doe that swerves all over the road?

A rackless driver...

How do you know when you are too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..