Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

How many communists does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.

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How is a picket fence like a mini skirt?

They both protect the property but they don't spoil the view.

How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.