Why do they put chicken wire around these plants?

Other guy:" To protect the chicken plants"

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

Why not ask the guy who took that picture?

Just kidding, I ran over it.

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Why does Steve Irwin hate sunblock?

It doesn't protect from harmful rays

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain ?

An umbrellaphant !

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What are you planting???

B: The seed of doubt. A: Dude, that's the worst joke I've ever heard! A: Or is it the best???

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!