Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?

He wanted rich milk!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a hipster and a lumberjack?

The lumberjack has a job.

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed?

Inception

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why does the farmer hate his job?

because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.