How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why is the KKK a good place to find a job?

Cos they'll always hook a brutha up

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

When Do You Hurt a Midget?

When He is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice!

What's the difference between a Blonde and a person with a different colour of hair?

The blonde sure doesn't know.

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you ?

My Wife... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with a snail?

The world's slowest vampire.

What do you think of Dracula films?

Fangtastic!