How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

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Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

Why are spectators so happy with their jobs?

Because beauty is in the eye of the beholder

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does a chicken do their hair?

With a comb, In one fowl swoop.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Mirror Jokes More Mirror Jokes

Where do you see yourself in 10 yrs time?

Same as now - in photos and mirrors," I replied

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

Dracula Jokes More Dracula Jokes

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why didn't Count Dracula get married?

He wanted to remain a bat-chelor.