Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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What do boys and algebra have in common?

They are both trying to find their X and they don't know Y.

Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !