Why does he do that?

Me: He's on paws. X: ... Me: On... paws. X: I hate you so much.

Previous Random Joke Next

X Jokes More X Jokes

What is the integral of to the x?

The function of u to the n

What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminists hate Medusa?

She's always objectifying people.

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

Paw Jokes More Paw Jokes

How are dogs and addicts similar?

They both have PAWS

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!