Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

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Why do Jihadist Muslims only drink instant coffee?

Cause they hate the French press

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)