What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What did the French guy say when a bird pooped on him?

I have Grey Poupon me

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What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're !