What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.

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French Jokes More French Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

What has a slice of burnt toast and a pregnant girlfriend got in common?

In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.