Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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omelette

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Valet.

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Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Anywhere else it would've been the "teethbrush"

Why there are so many avenues in France?

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Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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Why do French people only have one egg at breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.